/mam/ noun
1.
a term of respectful or polite address used for
a woman.
2.
a term of address for a ranking female officer
in the police or armed forces.
3. a term utilized for a person of female gender
that just saved your sorry butt from a horde of genetically mutated Nazi undead
super soldiers.
It’s the 21st century. The world wide web exists. There are
a gazillion sites out there where one can find bikini clad co-eds and models
decked out in lingerie. And there’s nothing wrong with that. We like sexiness
just as much as anyone. We like the female form. Quite a bit. Ok… very, very,
very much. But this is Action A Go Go, the internet’s
biggest supplier of explosions. We like women that not only look beautiful, but
that can take out a squad of terrorists in the time it takes most to reload.
Women that you want watching your back when a graveyard’s worth of zombies have
detected your position. Women that are not afraid to go eye-to-eye with twelve
foot tall insectoid aliens. The kind of women to which you don’t say “Sure babe.” You say “Yes ma’am!”
Every
Monday
morning AAGG will be presenting prime examples of women that you want
around when it seems that a global apocalypse is about to occur. And
don’t
worry. Even though they’ll have the strength, speed and endurance to
decimate an entire army of the walking dead, they’ll still be easy on
the eyes.
This week? The incomparable Milla Jovovich. From The Fifth Element (1997) to Ultraviolet (2006), and through all five flicks in the Resident Evil series,
she's given us year after year of sexy, shotgun wielding, sword
slinging, zombie killing awesomeness. And for that, we say,"Thank you
ma'am. Don't know what we would've done without you!"
Stephen Sumner is the science fiction columnist for Action A Go Go. He's proficient in Klingon swearing and has attempted the Vulcan process of Kolinar (with only mild success.) His favorite sci-fi series include Firefly, Battlestar Galactica and Star Trek. He can be followed on Twitter at https://twitter.com/VierLights or on the Tumblr machine at http://vierlights.tumblr.com/
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