KLINGON WISDOM!!!!

Having a rough day? Not sure how to handle a situation at work? Is your love life not what you'd like it to be? Tired of constantly being manipulated by Ferengi, politicians and the media?

Here are some ancient Klingon proverbs that just may help you get through those tough life decisions.

Or not.

Either way, you'll be smiling by the time you're done reading.

Qapla'!

 

Stephen Sumner is the science fiction columnist for Action A Go Go. He's proficient in Klingon swearing and has attempted the Vulcan process of Kolinar (with only mild success.) His favorite sci-fi series include Firefly, Battlestar Galactica and Star Trek. He can be followed on Twitter at https://twitter.com/VierLights or on the Tumblr machine at http://vierlights.tumblr.com/.